So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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