Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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