that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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