the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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