After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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