just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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