Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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