FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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