I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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