every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he puts the penis in happiness.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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