Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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