did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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