This girl is more easily done than said...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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