accomplished twins. life is a go
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Oh god it's open bar.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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