super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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