there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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