Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Did I show you my penis last night?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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