If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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