I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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