the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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