Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm really into asian looking animals
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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