her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i now understand why vodka
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
‎"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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