does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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