dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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