how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I could fuck to npr.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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