Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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