You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Randomize