I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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