she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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