can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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