And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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