Yo dont text me then not text me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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