Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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