just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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