i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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