I heard we made out
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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