I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
