Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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