Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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