apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Boobs are out for the taking
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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