At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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