im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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