It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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