Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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