is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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