no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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