I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Damn victory sex feels great
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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