If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Boobs are out for the taking
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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