she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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