Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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