Everything about him screamed your future.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm at about main and main street
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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