what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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