the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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