Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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