overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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